Podcasts
Cosmic Mess Podcast
✨ Unfiltered conversations for the too-much and not-enough among us.
Hosted by Monica Elzbieta, messy mystic, energy healer, and professional cycle breaker, Cosmic Mess is a safe space for the beautifully chaotic souls who are tired of pretending to have it all together.
Each episode dives deep into the messy middle of being human — exploring body image, spirituality, mental health, ancestral healing, neurodivergence, and everything in between. Think of it as your cosmic permission slip to feel, to question, to rage, to rest, and to remember who you really are.
Come for the real talk. Stay for the ritual, reflection, and a little bit of magic.
Cosmic Nidra
🕯️ Rest is a ritual. Coming home is the practice.
Guided by Monica Elzbieta, intuitive witch, energy healer, and yoga teacher, Cosmic Nidra is a sanctuary for rest, remembrance, and renewal. Each session is a blend of Yoga Nidra, meditation, and energy healing — designed to help you reconnect with your body, release what you’ve been carrying, and remember your innate wholeness.
Through visualization, intention, and cosmic storytelling, you’ll be guided into the liminal space between waking and dreaming — a place where healing, magic, and deep restoration unfold.
🪷 Come as you are. Leave as your most rested self.
Reclaim your magic.
New Services
✨ Party Entertainer (Tarot, Oracle, & Mystical Vibes)
Bring a little magic to your next gathering! Whether it’s a birthday, bachelorette, corporate event, or cozy dinner party, I’ll set up a beautiful mini-reading space to offer guests intuitive tarot or oracle readings. Think of it as a pocket-sized ritual of insight and fun—each reading is personalized, mystical, and just the right mix of depth and playfulness. Guests walk away with something to talk about (and think about!) long after the party ends.
Perfect for groups seeking a memorable, mystical experience.
*$300 for 2 hours + extra time $125/hr + travel expenses if outside the city limits.
🔮 House Cleansing (Energy Reset for Your Space)
Just like we cleanse our bodies, our homes need energetic care too. A house cleansing is a ritual designed to clear stagnant, heavy, or negative energy while re-anchoring your space with intention and protection. Using a mix of smoke (or smoke-free alternatives for pet/smoke-sensitive homes), sound, crystals, and intuitive energy work, I help your space feel lighter, refreshed, and ready to support you.
This service is great for:
Moving into a new home
After breakups or big life changes
Clearing lingering heaviness or conflict
Seasonal resets or spiritual upkeep
You’ll also receive simple after-care tips to help maintain the energy moving forward.
Pricing:
$100–$200 for apartments / smaller homes (1–2 bedrooms)
$200–$350+ for larger homes or custom rituals
Let’s get a
little messy!
Services
Messy Coaching
Starting at $222/hr
Healing isn’t about being perfect — it’s about being real. Messy Coaching is a 1:1 space where you can show up exactly as you are: raw, overwhelmed, or simply seeking clarity. Together, we’ll untangle the “shoulds” and outdated stories that keep you small and reweave them into something authentic and aligned.
This isn’t traditional coaching that pushes constant productivity. Messy Coaching honors cycles, emotions, and the truth that growth is rarely linear. Through intuitive conversation, embodied practices, and spiritual tools, we’ll uncover patterns, reclaim your voice, and create shifts you can actually sustain.
✨ Perfect if you’re ready to break cycles, reconnect with your body and intuition, and move forward with courage, compassion, and trust.
*Please note that this service is online only.
Energy Healing
$120-$180 (60 min-90 min)
Energy Healing is a restorative practice that helps you return to balance — body, mind, and spirit. Through gentle hands-on or distance techniques, I work with your energetic system to clear blockages, release tension, and invite more flow into your life.
Each session is intuitive and tailored to your needs, whether you’re seeking deep rest, emotional release, spiritual connection, or simply space to breathe again. Many clients describe feeling lighter, calmer, and more grounded — as if they’ve come home to themselves.
🌙 Perfect if you’re ready to release what no longer serves you and reconnect with your natural energy.
*Please note that this service is online Tuesdays, Thursdays, & Fridays.
Oracle Reading
$2/min
Oracle Readings are a sacred space to receive intuitive guidance, clarity, and reflection. These sessions are not about predicting the future, but about offering perspective, uncovering patterns, and helping you connect more deeply with your own inner wisdom. Each reading is designed to meet you where you are, offering insight, affirmation, and gentle direction as you move through life’s transitions and possibilities.
✨ Perfect if you’re seeking guidance, deeper self-trust, or a spiritual mirror for the season you’re in.
*Please note that this service can be held in a public space (i.e. park, coffee shop) or online.
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Healing isn’t linear—and it doesn’t have to be tidy.
Through Cosmic Mess, I offer a heart-centered, multidimensional approach to well-being that honors the whole of who you are: mind, body, and spirit.
My work blends intuitive energy healing, somatic awareness, and spiritual guidance to help you remember your innate wholeness. Together, we’ll explore practices that nurture nervous system regulation, self-trust, and soul connection—combining tools like mindfulness, meditation, and chakra balancing with grounded emotional support and holistic lifestyle rituals.
This isn’t about fixing yourself. It’s about coming home to yourself.
In every session, I create a soft, sacred space for you to rest, release, and reawaken your inner wisdom. Whether you’re navigating burnout, healing from the past, or simply seeking deeper alignment, you’ll be met with compassion, curiosity, and a little bit of cosmic magic.
Welcome!
At Cosmic Mess LLC, my mission is to help people remember their wholeness. Through intuitive guidance, energy healing, and embodied spiritual practices, I hold space for transformation that’s real, grounded, and human.
I believe healing isn’t about becoming someone new — it’s about coming home to yourself. My work honors both the shadow and the light, inviting you to explore your inner world with compassion, curiosity, and courage.
Cosmic Mess exists for the seekers, sensitives, and cycle breakers who are ready to rewrite their story, reconnect with their intuition, and embrace the beauty in their own becoming.
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